WREDE REELL - OUDE MANNEN WALGEN ME

I mean, take a look at you! You haven't seen your old rotten rag, which you still affectionately call cock, for years because of your belly. Your jokes, with which you try in vain to end up with pretty young women, only trigger acute nausea. The dead gray hairs that cover every centimeter of your miserable existence I call the process of decay. So what,... tell me, WHAT can YOU please offer me?!